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from truthcontest.com

“We want everyone in the world to do better and have more money, because it will come back to us. Half of the human race is very poor and lives on less than two dollars a day. If we just doubled that, they would have double the money to spend. They would live better, and they would spend double the money they are now spending, doubling the value of the economy of half the world. Prosperity will create prosperity if we wake up to the truth.”


this is one of the stupidest things i have ever read anywhere ever in my entire life how the fuck could someone think that that is a viable solution to anything no no no 


jesus this website keeps on getting worse and worse

gunkind:

lol remember this????????? reblog if youre a true act 5 pt 2 kid

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belphegorsbitch:

scratchman:

phantom-shadow:

KRISTIN

Yeah…

Galo Summon…

gO, gO, gO, gO, gO, gO, gO, gALO SUMMON„„,

OH GOD NO

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i-can-sew-shit:

this is probably simultaneously the most accurate and funniest thing ever

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ninja-noodles:

poop-tier:

the-danger-family:

toshawtaloud:

documentaryonhotels:

iamjayse:

buttsandbosoms:

belowtheprecipice:

sOMEONE HELP. I AM CHOKING.

I think this is even more frightening than the real slenderman omg

OMFG

OMFG HELP ME I CAN’T BREATHE!!!

WHAT SLENDY STOPIT

I juST BURST OUT LAUGHING LOOOL

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gaymzee:

lol @ people who actually believe this shit

gaymzee:

lol @ people who actually believe this shit

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